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‘I don’t even own a TV’ no longer impresses me. Talk to me when you’ve transcended the toilet.
lonelysandwich. (2010, March 26). “I don’t even own a TV” no longer impresses me. Talk to me when you’ve transcended the toilet. [Twitter post]. Retrieved from http://twitter.com/lonelysandwich/status/11127055884

Sandwich pretty much sums up everything I’ve ever thought about the denim jacket:

One piece of denim in your outfit is enough, and it should probably be blue jeans. Don’t try to wear a denim jacket with your jeans, or you’ll look like a jerk.

Divine.

What part of  this wouldn’t be awesome?

Or more to the point, does this get me one of those functionally meaningless, yet somehow alluringly showbizy “co-associate line producer” credits?

What part of this wouldn’t be awesome?

Or more to the point, does this get me one of those functionally meaningless, yet somehow alluringly showbizy “co-associate line producer” credits?

youlooknicetoday:


Road Monkey by JasPer
After our Seattle show (which you can hear in our most recent episode, Lonely Polisher), the Talent took the opportunity to pose with the real star of the show, Road Monkey, whose value was appraised at somewhere in the vicinity of $4,000 and change, but mostly for its unconventional sexual acrobatic prowess.

youlooknicetoday:

Road Monkey by JasPer

After our Seattle show (which you can hear in our most recent episode, Lonely Polisher), the Talent took the opportunity to pose with the real star of the show, Road Monkey, whose value was appraised at somewhere in the vicinity of $4,000 and change, but mostly for its unconventional sexual acrobatic prowess.

Anything that calls itself ‘short anything’ is too long. […] Short films? Too long. Short stories? Too long. Don’t call yourself short. Uhh, you wanna tell me about…? Now… now, I’m angry.