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Seriously? No one’s gonna talk about Bono’s new hook...

Wed, 14 Jul 2010 16:33:00 -0700

Seriously? No one’s gonna talk about Bono’s new hook for a hand?

Is that why he switched to a Blackberry?

daveshumka: Pants. Pants.

Fri, 02 Jul 2010 12:18:07 -0700

daveshumka:

Pants.

Pants.

At some point, I realized that while I was drawing myself, I was...

Tue, 22 Jun 2010 22:09:47 -0700

At some point, I realized that while I was drawing myself, I was also drawing Donny from The Big Lebowski.

Haiku for My Lunch Today

Wed, 16 Jun 2010 12:14:00 -0700

Alone, forgotten.
Knowing that it will be tossed.
Forgotten sandwich.

fuckyeahlost: [jasegiles]

Fri, 07 May 2010 12:16:36 -0700

fuckyeahlost:

[jasegiles]

Just so we’re clear on this, I’ve been tending...

Tue, 04 May 2010 23:21:00 -0700

Just so we’re clear on this, I’ve been tending garden on the official record of records.

And what happened between 13:30 and 17:00, you ask? Hard to say.

GPOTW

Wed, 07 Apr 2010 23:03:00 -0700

GPOTW

"‘I don’t even own a TV’ no longer impresses me. Talk to me when you’ve..."

Sat, 27 Mar 2010 09:20:19 -0700

““‘I don’t even own a TV’ no longer impresses me. Talk to me when you’ve transcended the toilet.””

- lonelysandwich. (2010, March 26). “I don’t even own a TV” no longer impresses me. Talk to me when you’ve transcended the toilet. [Twitter post]. Retrieved from http://twitter.com/lonelysandwich/status/11127055884

Omigod… omigod… Get it off… Gititofffameeeee.

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 13:33:00 -0800

Omigod… omigod…

Get it off… Gititofffameeeee.

marleymarley: lindstifa: My boyfriend has Celine Dion on his iPod. What should I do? Aim for the...

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 14:50:48 -0800

marleymarley:

lindstifa:

My boyfriend has Celine Dion on his iPod. What should I do?

Aim for the larger arteries.

But who knows where his heart beats now?

thedailywhat: Mike P. Mitchell: “I’m With Coco” Spread the...

Tue, 12 Jan 2010 16:47:07 -0800

thedailywhat:

Mike P. Mitchell: “I’m With Coco”

Spread the word. Show your support. Coco 4 Prez. Etc.

[more.]

Count vs. Non-Count Nouns

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 12:01:46 -0800

marleymarley:

Live it, learn it, love it.

Still trying to learn all of its (sp: ites?).

Sandwich pretty much sums up everything I’ve ever thought...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:24:22 -0800

Sandwich pretty much sums up everything I’ve ever thought about the denim jacket:

One piece of denim in your outfit is enough, and it should probably be blue jeans. Don’t try to wear a denim jacket with your jeans, or you’ll look like a jerk.

Divine.

"A shell script wants your job."

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 14:18:11 -0700

“A shell script wants your job.”

- Merlin Mann, Inbox Zero

"A bookshelf is a nerd’s trophy case."

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 13:05:56 -0700

““A bookshelf is a nerd’s trophy case.””

- Sharing Time!

What part of this wouldn’t be awesome? Or more to the...

Tue, 01 Sep 2009 16:54:00 -0700

What part of this wouldn’t be awesome?

Or more to the point, does this get me one of those functionally meaningless, yet somehow alluringly showbizy “co-associate line producer” credits?

"Newsweek, the premier magazine Americans turn to for week-old news when they’re sold out of Time."

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 15:41:00 -0700

““Newsweek, the premier magazine Americans turn to for week-old news when they’re sold out of Time.””

- John Gruber, “So Dan Lyons Called,” Daring Fireball

systems: unicornology: write by delgrosso

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 12:00:00 -0700

systems:

unicornology:

write by delgrosso

texburgher: Rarely does an image appease my inner aesthete and...

Fri, 14 Aug 2009 11:10:29 -0700

texburgher:

Rarely does an image appease my inner aesthete and my OCD equally well.

Good children! Bad children!

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 15:07:30 -0700

bruceandjen:

So we’re sitting in the waiting room for the ultrasound, and we’re back to debating names. Are we sure about our names? What about middle names? Should we just ignore popularity of names? Should we just name them A and B?

Well, we’ve got unexpected time to figure it out. (Not that we haven’t had enough bloody time already.) After all the buildup, all the readiness — we polished of the last item on the list at 9:30 last night, which just shows the whole family works to deadline — the ultrasound showed the highest levels of amniotic fluid of the entire pregnancy. Seriously, these babies could sell extra amniotic fluid out of the back of their van, if they had a van.

[…]

So as promised, we’re going to knock off and take in a movie. The Harry Potter one, probably. And no, nobody’s getting named Hermione.

Clearly some needlessly long-term thinking at play here.

— Tristan “Admiral” Ackbar Winch