Seriously? No one’s gonna talk about Bono’s new hook for a hand?

Is that why he switched to a Blackberry?

daveshumka:

Pants.

Pants.

At some point, I realized that while I was drawing myself, I was also drawing Donny from The Big Lebowski.

Alone, forgotten.
Knowing that it will be tossed.
Forgotten sandwich.

fuckyeahlost:

[jasegiles]

Just so we’re clear on this, I’ve been tending garden on the official record of records.

And what happened between 13:30 and 17:00, you ask? Hard to say.

GPOTW

Omigod… omigod…

Get it off… Gititofffameeeee.

marleymarley:

lindstifa:

My boyfriend has Celine Dion on his iPod. What should I do?

Aim for the larger arteries.

But who knows where his heart beats now?

thedailywhat:

Mike P. Mitchell: “I’m With Coco”

Spread the word. Show your support. Coco 4 Prez. Etc.

[more.]

marleymarley:

Live it, learn it, love it.

Still trying to learn all of its (sp: ites?).

Sandwich pretty much sums up everything I’ve ever thought about the denim jacket:

One piece of denim in your outfit is enough, and it should probably be blue jeans. Don’t try to wear a denim jacket with your jeans, or you’ll look like a jerk.

Divine.